Hmm whats in here...

This has taken over my life... how sad...



Hope you enjoy!
And remember kids... In order to corrupt others, you must first be corrupt yourself

Phoenix out

Happy Meal

Lets Play: A Story

Well, Its time for a game.

Firstly Imagine if you would a maninte.  I'll wait if you have to go look it up.  Done?  Good.  Now imagine that this maninte is not a maninte but instead a person named Amy.  Got it?

Now for a Story;

Once upon a time, in James Cook High School, there was a girl. This girl was named Shari. Shari liked lip gloss. One day Shari was putting on lip gloss when her friend Amy saw that Shari had some lip gloss and asked, "Can I have some cak- oh I mean lip gloss Shari?"
"Ok" said Shari who then gave her some lip gloss from her finger. Little did Amy know but two of Shari's fingers had a gooey lip gloss like substance on them. One was lip gloss, Shari had used this one. The other finger, the one that Amy used, was...


Now, First person to guess what was on the other finger gets to tell a stupid story, or howabout you all just tell stupid stories.

That is all,
Clean-up of internet trash almost complete,
-Swords

Unicorn Meat, Other Photos & Assorted Miscellanea

So, What is with the title I hear you ask.  It is simple my dear fellows, I want to show you some pictorial evidence of miscellanea.


First up, Unicorn Meat, or more importantly, cuts of Unicorn.

Yes, that is in fact what parts of a Unicorn are used for.  They do indeed poop rainbows.

Next we have some photos from The Batcave itself.

I'll let you deicide on those ones.  Now for some Assorted Miscellanea.

There we go.  That is all.

Cao For Now,
-Swords

Photography ehh...

Hmm side-note first... I think I'll shut down my other blog cause I only seem to post on this one lol might start it back up again sometime at the end of the year...

Anyways, well last night was certainly SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!!
First off I went to my very first international sport match with Cynthia and Brian, and it was HOCKEY too :D (I love hockey if you didn't know). It was our very own Black Sticks vs Argentina Women
Very awesome match to watch, just another level of play altogether that dropped my jaw several times (skirts didn't help either hehe)

Here's a sample photo I took



After a amazing hour of play we came out on top 3-1 and considering Argentina is currently 2nd and we are 9th, that's an awesome result!

And then the night got better still... It was time for my long awaited photoshoot for Creative Practices. Got to the Hamilton gardens around 9.30pm with my 3 budding models Cynthia, Will, and Larissa, and also Brian as support and all round awesome guy :) And after a good solid hour of shooting (200 photos approx) I got all the shots I needed

It was a privelage to be able to take pictures of all 3 of my models and I think that everyone had a good time and had heaps of fun

Here are some pics that I took, one of each of my awesome superstars :D











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I still have two minor shoots to do now, Cynthia back in her hometown of Tauranga (yay beach!) and also my friend from Matamata, Madi. So there will be plenty of pics to choose from to do my final 3 compositions... yeah 3 is gunna be hard to pick out, so many awesome pics *sigh*

I think Im gunna hit the hay now and catch some sleep, going back home tommorrow sometime so I'll need to have all the energy I can get haha

Phoenix Totally signing out ;)

April Fools, and I ain't buyin'

My Flat Will Die.

I would also like to welcome Linyn for following us, I'm sure its better than doing your work.  Also, holidays start this weekend.

Prank Me And Die.

And watch out for Karma.